Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Oh, I See How It Is

The Redhead informed me the ladies have themselves a little ‘girl only’ bloggers gift exchange. Well, I guess I’ll just have to follow my hero's inspiration and start my own blog chapter of G.R.O.S.S.

Because it’s probably a little too late for the blog boyz to get organized, I’ll just list what I would have gotten a few of the male bloggers out there.

Nitmos: a stick and ten minutes in a back alley with Dick Beardsley so they can work out their issues

Viper: a six pack of Bush Light and two used coasters

Vanilla: only allow his wife a two minute head start so he might have a change to catch her in a skirt chaser 5K.

TGS: a lifeguard to actually watch him during his next surfing contest

Adam: a three month old National Geographic for all his ‘fun’ times spent on hotel treadmills

Paul: a keyboard to eliminate his accent

Lam: a tech shirt that says “Yep, I’m faster than you” (because the guy is so darn humble)

If I forgot you, I have two pairs to old running socks and one goat who now insists upon eating only dollars. Stupid goat.

10 comments:

Morgan said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA G.R.O.S.S.!!!! Love it! I'm sure all the boys would just love their gifts too... if only ya'll were as coordinated as the ladies are...

2 weeks!!!!

Teamarcia said...

Oh I had no ideas the boys were excluded! Shame on us.

Adam said...

Score! Naked aborigines!!

I think that if we tried putting together a gift exchange, we'd all try to mail beer and would end up spending $15 to send a $10 12 pack of bud. But, we'd hall have beer... so there is that.

I think I may start ending all of my posts with "stupid goat". Has a nice ring to it.

ana-maria said...

Darn, I am not include in the girls or boys gift exchange. Too bad, so sad, like my 4 y old says!

Xenia said...

What, now we're supposed to send actual gifts to imaginary blogger friends? I don't have the cash or the patience for this. I give you all my sarcasm and crankiness on a weekly basis. Is this not present enough??

The Laminator said...

Nice thought Spike, but I agree with Adam...if we boyz had an exchange, we'd just end up sending each other beer...

The whole thing reminds me of this Heineken commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY

You're welcome!

TallGuySurfing said...

Yes! What Adam said!!!! Hahaha... Happy Holidays Spike!

Paul said...

Spike-man, I am touched, in a blokey kind of chest-thumping way.

Another gift I'd have to buy for some of my mates is a copy of 'SpongeBob's Book of Excuses' (http://www.amazon.com/SpongeBobs-Book-Excuses-Spongebob-Squarepants/dp/0689872119).

And I think I've found the keyboard you need me to get - 'Das Keyboard' (http://www.daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard_model_s_ultimate.php) which sounds kinda-German? But maybe German and Aussie cancel each other out?

Have a great Christmas.

PB :-)

Irish Cream said...

Hahaha, that is awesome. And can I have the goat if you're no longer in need of his/her services? Maybe that sucker can help me get faster and BQ . . . I'll gladly feed it dollar bills if it'll make it happen for me! ;)

Frayed Laces said...

Oh boys, don't be hatin'

:)