Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Oh, I See How It Is

The Redhead informed me the ladies have themselves a little ‘girl only’ bloggers gift exchange. Well, I guess I’ll just have to follow my hero's inspiration and start my own blog chapter of G.R.O.S.S.

Because it’s probably a little too late for the blog boyz to get organized, I’ll just list what I would have gotten a few of the male bloggers out there.

Nitmos: a stick and ten minutes in a back alley with Dick Beardsley so they can work out their issues

Viper: a six pack of Bush Light and two used coasters

Vanilla: only allow his wife a two minute head start so he might have a change to catch her in a skirt chaser 5K.

TGS: a lifeguard to actually watch him during his next surfing contest

Adam: a three month old National Geographic for all his ‘fun’ times spent on hotel treadmills

Paul: a keyboard to eliminate his accent

Lam: a tech shirt that says “Yep, I’m faster than you” (because the guy is so darn humble)

If I forgot you, I have two pairs to old running socks and one goat who now insists upon eating only dollars. Stupid goat.


Morgan said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA G.R.O.S.S.!!!! Love it! I'm sure all the boys would just love their gifts too... if only ya'll were as coordinated as the ladies are...

2 weeks!!!!

Teamarcia said...

Oh I had no ideas the boys were excluded! Shame on us.

Adam said...

Score! Naked aborigines!!

I think that if we tried putting together a gift exchange, we'd all try to mail beer and would end up spending $15 to send a $10 12 pack of bud. But, we'd hall have beer... so there is that.

I think I may start ending all of my posts with "stupid goat". Has a nice ring to it.

ana-maria said...

Darn, I am not include in the girls or boys gift exchange. Too bad, so sad, like my 4 y old says!

Xenia said...

What, now we're supposed to send actual gifts to imaginary blogger friends? I don't have the cash or the patience for this. I give you all my sarcasm and crankiness on a weekly basis. Is this not present enough??

The Laminator said...

Nice thought Spike, but I agree with Adam...if we boyz had an exchange, we'd just end up sending each other beer...

The whole thing reminds me of this Heineken commercial

You're welcome!

TallGuySurfing said...

Yes! What Adam said!!!! Hahaha... Happy Holidays Spike!

Paul said...

Spike-man, I am touched, in a blokey kind of chest-thumping way.

Another gift I'd have to buy for some of my mates is a copy of 'SpongeBob's Book of Excuses' (http://www.amazon.com/SpongeBobs-Book-Excuses-Spongebob-Squarepants/dp/0689872119).

And I think I've found the keyboard you need me to get - 'Das Keyboard' (http://www.daskeyboard.com/daskeyboard_model_s_ultimate.php) which sounds kinda-German? But maybe German and Aussie cancel each other out?

Have a great Christmas.

PB :-)

Irish Cream said...

Hahaha, that is awesome. And can I have the goat if you're no longer in need of his/her services? Maybe that sucker can help me get faster and BQ . . . I'll gladly feed it dollar bills if it'll make it happen for me! ;)

Frayed Laces said...

Oh boys, don't be hatin'